To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
- They live here. You don't.
- If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)
- I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
- To you, it's an animal. To me, they are adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.